me: A-A-A-CHOO!
mom: do you need a kleenex?
me: no, i have a handkerchief.
mom: you use a handkerchief?
me: yeah, i don’t like to waste kleenexes.
mom: well, it’s not like they go into a landfill.
dad: what? yes, they do.
me: yeah, what are you talking about?
mom: well…
me: but sometimes i don’t use handkerchiefs anyway. i just use my sleeve.
mom: jen, that’s gross.
me: true, but i only use the sleeve of my gross sweatshirt that i wear to bed. it’s not like i use the sleeve of a nice blouse. sometimes i just can’t get to a handkerchief fast enough.
28 February 2009
this is probably the first halloween in my adult life where i actually enjoyed my costume. i typically hate the holiday, the fuss over what to be, the egging, the kids in the streets, etc. but this year, dear friends andrew and cinnamon had their annual halloween shindig with a theme i could sincerely enjoy: rock stars. i’ve always had a thing for gwen stefani, perhaps one could say i even have a girl crush on her, so i found it fitting to dress up like her.
blond hair? check. bright red lipstick? check. gwen tank? check. bindi? check. i didn’t have the tartan pants, clunky/doc marten-esque shoes, nor the nerve to bare my stomach, but i think my outfit was a success.
02 November 2008
me: sissy!
sissy!: sissy!
me:
just sayin’ happy friday
did you see your nephew’s inaugural doggyride?
sissy!:
i did.
i was funny.
me:
yeah, you are funny
lol
and yes IT was funny as well
funny is a funny word
look at it
funny
funny
funny
sissy!:
are you high?
lol
me:
no
just looking forward to the weekend
things to do! people to see! weather to enjoy!
and then sissy! went idle. hmmm. too early for sisterly antics?
19 September 2008
